TrimSpa Baby!

Remember that time when you were a stripper, and then you met that old billionaire, and then you got a huge Guess modelling contract? And then remember that time that you FUCKED IT ALL UP? You didn't get any of the old man's money... and then worse yet.. you got FAT.

Fine, I will give you the fact that you did make it up by signing on with TrimSpa, and you did luck out with the deal, considering you're high every moment of the day. (I'm jealous I wish I was high all day)

But let's get back to the facts Vic, you have a son. I know you may not know his father, but you are sadly his mother. Put your shirt down, pull your pants up, and wean yourself off the TrimSpa.

Well, on second thought, that's the only thing going for you.. keep it up.

xox mk