You had me at Shalom

Kaballah thanks all you suckas' out there for making them millions.

Get in line folks.. , join now and get your first red string bracelet's free.
Just kidding. That'll cost you $26.
Please don't forget to get your water at the door ($2.65 per one-liter bottle) they don't want you to dehydrate (good people that they are) . For true enlightenment the Zohar is bound to put any member at ease at only $415. Its not a cult. Its a money pit. Suckas'.

Who knew religion was such money hungry bitch?

xox mk