Trend It Like Beckham

This just proves.. to be famous, you don't have to be talented. Hell, you don't even have to be good looking. Get a tan, get a great publicist, & marry someone rich. Spit out some kids; and *poof* you're a Fashion Icon, instant star, and UK Royalty!

And don't forget to sign on to a religion. It was just a matter of time before this power house became affiliated with one.

This has-been Spice Girl, can barely carry a tune. Posh tans more often than she holds her own children. And she lets Beck get some on the side too.

At least he can play soccer.

xox mk