Tuesday

Million Dollar Baby


Well, well, well. What do we have here?
The Spederlines have finally released (sold) their souls to the Devil.
Speaderline Productions, proudly presents, (their latest paycheque)
Lil' Cheeto Federline.

B, what happened? Where'd we go wrong with you? Didn't you get enough attention?
I know, I know Justin blah broken heart blah cheated blah cry me a blah desperate blah blah. Whatever.
Its not too late. You can be saved from this train wreck you've created for yourself.
Lose the loser. Stop the overexposure. And get y0ur shit together.
You hear me? I mean it. I'm tired of this crap. Smarten up.

Psst.. You're husband's a skeez.
xoxmk

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

What a cutie, but like that marriage is gonna last!

7:46 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fact check 101:

The other current cover gave me a fine giggle at the market when I read "Britney & The Sperminator" (I couldn't resist) are stronger then ever and, YES!!, and "Why They Are Stronger Then Ever" and...if you imagine... "Why he left his pld family for his new one"
OK, I know it's much to take in all at once, but.....
"OH MY GOD" You have got to be f'ing joking and high....

tick tock, tick tock.....
I give them 40 wekks---MAX!!!

As always, much love and thanks to mk!

12:50 AM  

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