J-Lo. Hewitt

Jenny, what's going on? Your head seems to be considerably smaller than your body. Could it be that your boobs are swallowing you? Oh, that's right your boobs aren't actually that big, its just that you keep going on and on about them. So that we can't help but notice them.

Hey, good luck on your new tv show. Wow, that's a big drop from the big movie roles you used to have. Remember that time you were almost slipping into "B" land, and then Ashton 'punked' you. That was a great day wasn't it?? Ashton remembered who you were, even though the one time you actually met he brushed you off because Brittany Murphy was so cracked out, but he smiled at you... at least.. remember that? I bet you do.

Well Jen, its time I give you some tough love, like you J-Lo-ve Hewitt. Its almost like a pun, hey Jen. Well, Jen back to the tough love, its not easy for me Jenny, well, where do I begin, well let me give it to you straight, your about one season away from reality tv. There I said it. But really by the time your career plummets, I think reality tv will be over. I'm sorry Jen that I had to be the one to tell you. But I had to, because we're friends.

Okay, well we're not really friends. I'm nice to you, but I hate you.
There I've said that too.I look forward to watching you on the Surreal Life 9

xox mk