Cruise Control

"I was much happier in previous existences when I wrote plays, composed music, conquered nations, discovered continents and developed cures for diseases,I only took my present form because Bingodulla, whom all Scientologists worship as the Supreme Thetan, selected me to spread the gospel of Scientology to the glib, uninformed masses." Tom Cruise

Doesn't this man have a publicist? Can't anyone shut him up?

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