I'm not a party girl

Now I know that you want to be 'taken seriously' these days. But honey, I’m so distracted by your crotch and your tits that I don't even see your face when I’m looking at you.

How do you expect to be taken seriously when all I can do is stare at your crotch?
Keep this up and we’ll be seeing you on the game show circuit with J-Lo-Hewitt.

Sober up Tara. And put some clothes on.

xox mk