Queen Labeefah

xo ash

Farrah Reid

Who's your new stylist? El Nino?

xo ash

Diet Coke

I bet if you weren't so coked out, you would have noticed your daughter hasn't eaten in the last 18 years.

Just a guess.

xox mk

Crotch Rot

Dear Paris,

We've ALL seen your snatch a million times.
We're over it. And you.

Put some underwear on... please.

xox mk

Poon Tang Clan

urban chic meets you've got fucking camel toe!

xo ash

Gwen Rastaphani

I hate you too. Just because.

xox mk.

I just wanna know...

Does the rug match the curtains?

xox mk

The Sperminator

Train Wreck

Nip Slip. (check)
Scary White face. (check)
Tito haircut. (check)
Really bad plastic surgery. (check)

yep, your half way home to the Jacksons.

xox mk

Eat your heart out Clay

Was there an open audition for the walk of fame this year?

xox mk

Mrs. G... if you're nasty

Oh my God, Vicky I love what you've done with yourself.

xox mk

Nice Lid

"But you know, you actually have a lot more enemies being a star than you do being a normal person, because some people get jealous, some people don't think you're fit for it, or some people just wanna be doing what you do." Aaron Carter

Tiny Tim

The skinniest girl always gets to stand in the middle.

xox mk

Miss Fairchilde

It's a bird, it's a plane... Its Lady Elaine..

xox mk&a

Vacation

Fun, sun.. boys and booze. We're on vacation baby.

xox mk & a

Cruisin'

Gay??.. no way. Not you.

xox mk

Pretty Girl

Your Dad is rich and famous, God was only being fair.
mk & a

Wax On, Wax Off

...Yet another far stretch from reality for Ms.Hilton.

xo ash

(thanks for the photo l'g)

Pammy Lane

Yeah, Pam, we know. You're with ALL the bands.

xox mk

I (heart) Horses

"So I guess I'll just marry one"

Tighty Whitey

Mirror, mirror on the wall who has the tightest face of all?

Eye Spy

Eye spy with my little eye, something that is dead.

xo ash

Birds of a feather...

Crack Whore.. meet Fame Whore

xox mk

Bennifer 2

I hate you. No reason. I just do.

xox mk

Viva Pam

"Excuse me, do you know how expensive it is, to look this cheap?"