"Madonna had the most vicious body odour. It was like she had not showered in a week.She was a great dancer, but I tried not to get too close to her or I would literally pass out. It was that bad. It was total skank." Janice Dickinson on Madonna xoxmk
"It's embarrassing, but I'm at my happiest when I'm getting punched in the face. My 1991 brawl with a transvestite is still the classic. He was a big guy, so once I got him down, I kept decking him. Then I saw the cops and thought, 'Hmmm. Danny Partridge beating the [bleep] out of a transvestite hooker. I should probably run." Danny Bonaduce
"I was going through a lot of stuff and overworking and not thinking of my body. I was going through that phase that everyone goes through. I lost, like, 20-25 lbs. I was on IV drips. I nearly died!" Hohan
Wash your bloody hair woman. Everytime I see you, you look like you just crawled out of a deep fryer. And a little trip to the dentist wouldn't hurt you either. xoxmk
(some guy and 'CTM') I know you don't know who this is. You aren't supposed to. But you might soon. This is none other than P.Hil's friend, Cory 'The Model' - stolen sex tape coming soon to a computer near you. (Not surprising, he's the only participant in the movie)
Usually, I don't give losers like 'CTM' an ounce of my attention, but this shit is funny. His site sucks. But so does he.
"Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones are to be honoured with the CHRISTOPHER REEVE Spirit Of Courage Award in New York on 17 November (05). The late Superman star's wife Dana Reeve, who is battling cancer, will present the couple with the award. "
Seriously. The Spirit Award. For what? Being rich? Being gross and old? Sad. Very sad.
We can all rest easy knowing we can write to Lil' Kim in jail... Kimberly Jones / 56198-054FDC PHILADELPHIA FEDERAL DETENTION CENTER P.O. BOX 562 PHILADELPHIA, PA 19106
"I thought 'Taradise' was going to help me . . . I wanted to show the whole world the truth — I'm fun . . . But do I think it was cut like that? No. It could have been a better show . . . I didn't want to look like a total party-girl drug retard. I think the shots they show aren't fair." Tara Reid xoxmk
"I'm sad to announce that I've called off my engagement. Over the last couple months I've realized that this is the right decision for me. We remain best of friends, and I'll always love him, I hope people will respect my privacy during this emotional time." - PARIS HILTON What a shock...didn't see that one coming. lol. Assholes. xoxmk
