Carb-O-Rator

Geez Linds, we asked you to eat...
We didn't mean you should eat everything.

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Eva Longwhoria

Desperate for Attention?

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Cruise Control

"I was much happier in previous existences when I wrote plays, composed music, conquered nations, discovered continents and developed cures for diseases,I only took my present form because Bingodulla, whom all Scientologists worship as the Supreme Thetan, selected me to spread the gospel of Scientology to the glib, uninformed masses." Tom Cruise

Doesn't this man have a publicist? Can't anyone shut him up?

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Taradise

"I wish all the mean people, if you want to be mean to each other, just buy a country together and blow each other up. Then we'd have no terrorists left. Like, don't kill innocent people for no reason. It's not fair. We love everybody. We'd even like them if they said they're sorry. It's not fair that innocent people are getting hurt. It makes me sad." -- Tara Reid commenting on the London bombings

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Trend It Like Beckham

This just proves.. to be famous, you don't have to be talented. Hell, you don't even have to be good looking. Get a tan, get a great publicist, & marry someone rich. Spit out some kids; and *poof* you're a Fashion Icon, instant star, and UK Royalty!

And don't forget to sign on to a religion. It was just a matter of time before this power house became affiliated with one.

This has-been Spice Girl, can barely carry a tune. Posh tans more often than she holds her own children. And she lets Beck get some on the side too.

At least he can play soccer.

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Lovers In A Dangerous Time

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Working Man

Well folks, after a year of sucking Brit dry, this loser finally found himself a job. Mind you, not a real job. Funny, that he finally gets one just around the time his wife is about to give birth. So, its more like a scape goat to get out the house. And to get her off his back.

At least we know he's not going to leave this mother.. this bitch is rich.

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But I'm a Crackhead

Things To Do:
Find new lung
Hire a lawyer
Find methadone
Get your shit together
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Bonfire of Botox

Mel, sweetie, I'm not really sure what you're doing with yourself these days. But I suggest stepping away from the plastic surgeon.

Really. Back off.

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Tanfastic

Money can buy you a lot of things.
Sadly, style isn't one of them.

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J.Lo-Noa-Judd-Anthony

Guys, what's up.. It's me Jenny. Um, J-Lo. Hello...its me. Jenny from the block... Yeah, me Gigli!! Miss me? Oh. You don't? Well, I've been laying low since I married Skeletor. You know.. I'll marry any guy that will ask me. And ... since, I single handedly ruined my career. I've been trying to keep a low pro (if you know what I mean) Between you and me, I'm blaming it ALL on the media. Its not my fault, I swear. (giggle)
Really. Guys.. come on. It's not my fault...(giggle) I'm not that girl. For real. I'm not a media whore. (giggle) Okay, seriously. (giggle) Okay, fine...You got me. I am.

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Smack, Crack & Poppers

Big surprise... guess who's back in rehab. Again.
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Stacked

"My implants are part of my charm. They've had the career and I'm just tagging along." Pam Anderson
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Heroin Chic

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(thanks adam)

Duff Stuff

Vanity is similar to pride, but it involves an excessive admiration of oneself because of one's real or imaginary skills, talents, accomplishments, or appearance. Pride in physical appearance can border on narcissism. As one of the seven deadly sins, the vain person's excessive belief in his or her abilities is alleged to interfere with his or her recognition of the grace of God. see Hilary and Hailey Duff

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Maybe Baby

"That was fun, now take her back"
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Gutsy

Tara what on earth have you done to your body?
First the shoddy boob job and now terrible lipo.
Where did you get it done? At the bar?
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You Said It First

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Mikey Likes It

There's something to be said for a girl that will let Mike Tyson grab her crotch at a bar.
Things like.. whore, slut and stupid.
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File Under 'S', for Style

It's sad that his biggest fashion influences are Theo Huxtable and Corey Haim.

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Spice Up Your Life

"I haven't read a book in my life. I haven't got enough time. I prefer to listen to music, although I do love fashion magazines." Victoria Beckham
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Desperately Seeking Food

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Baby, One More Time

Britney Spears 2004













Britney Federline 2005

















Barf.
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For the LOVE of God

Multiple Choice: What is Courtney Doing?
a) being a waste pail on tv?
b) impersonating Pamela Anderson?
c) ruining her daughters chance of having a normal life?
d) all of the above.

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Sweet Baby Anna

Anna "If I wasn't such a mess I'd ..."
Ash "But you are Anna, But YOU are"

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Jackpot!

A picture is worth a thousand words... this one is worth two.
Cash Cow.

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A Few Good Men

Oh, those crazy Scientologists... what will they do next?
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Dude Looks Like A Lady

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Vanity Fair

"What gets me is how many women - young women - give up their power and their sense of self. Thinking they're going to get more out of life if they take off their clothes and objectify themselves, instead of functioning on the principle that they're smart and capable, that you can be an actress and not be on the covers of T+A magazines. I'm flabbergasted by how many legitimate actresses do that. It blows my mind." [Contact Music] Reese Witherspoon

Jealousy will get you nowhere sister.
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Lord of the Dongs

Hey Frodo, is that a sword in your pocket? Or are you just happy to see me?
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Black Eyed Pees

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