Courtroom Shocker

Thought the electric chair came after the verdict.

xo ash

Boss Hog

RSVP

Trista would go to the opening of an envelope.

xo ash

Motley Crue

Its amazing that either of them are sober enough to eat.

xox mk.

Baby Pie, Pie, Pie

Chris, you've got lose some weight.
Everyone knows Joey is the fat one.

xox mk

The Speaderlines

And we thought her husband was the loser.

xox mk

Chocolat

"Being brown is very important to me. It suits me better. I just can't imagine being white"

Hayley Barlow

xox mk

Dreams Do Come True

Now your man can smell like a whore too.

That's hot.

xox mk

Paris Whoring

Tick tock, tick tock... 15 minutes is almost up...

xox mk

Asslee

Doesn't matter what you've done with your hair, you're still a dick.

Dressed to Kill

Who said belly shirts were over?

xox mk

Oldie Hawn

Is that her gut? or her boob?

mk

Carborexic

"You binge, I'll purge."

xox mk

Sticks & Stones...

May break my bones, but food will never touch me.

Eva Herzigova

xox mk

Cock-tale

I see London, I see France,
I see someone's had their face in Tom Cruise pants.

xox mk

The One That Got Away

"It sounds, like, so stupid, but, like, like, people hate me because I'm beautiful. And that is...it sounds so horrible, but, like, that is, like, a real thing, you know? And it's...and it’s and it's a curse as much as it is a blessing to be pretty. I mean, no matter what, like there is a huge, like, prejudice and racist and when it comes down to it, like, that's why this didn't work out. If I would have just been a little uglier and a little less noticeable. It's just, you know, really sad that, you know, it's not ever gonna happen. So, it sucks."
Sarah W. The Bachelor

xox mk

American Fool

Now, now, why the tears Paula? Because you haven't had an album in 15 years.. because you've just been charged with a hit and run... is it because you had an affair with a contestant on American Idol?

Chin up, You've always got the Surreal Life to fall back on.

xox mk

Blo-han

It does a body good.

mk

Joey Potter

We figured you got the hint after Jack McPhee...

xox mk