Mensa Spice

Step 1. Take the cover off the lens
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An Apple A Day...

.. takes your good looks away.
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Loser

"I never had one person ask to sleep with me for a job, offer me a line of cocaine, or do heroin in front of me... I don't know what it says about me that I don't even get included in that." Teri Hatcher

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Splitsville 90210

"I feel that I’ve really disappointed people. I’ve disappointed everyone who came to my wedding. I’m disappointed in myself. " Tori Spelling

Guess what? No one cares.
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Tinkle, Tinkle, B-List Star

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Good From Far, Far From Good

I can't decide what makes me more ill.
The upskirt shot, or her face.

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(thanks adam for the pic)

Over Processed

Some days you just wake up and realize... I've over done it.

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Who Are You?

I don't know who you are, but you're about 40 years late to wear toilet paper to the Emmy's.

Cottenelle called, they want thier 2 ply back.
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Heir Raising

"No, I don't like her. She is marrying the son of a friend of mine. They have billions. She is vulgar, and she is not even pretty. The Hiltons, they have nothing." Valentino

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China Doll

Is anyone else concerned that she's going to eat the dog?

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Who Ate Kate?

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'High' Fashion

Busted.
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Spawn of the Devil

Speaderline Jr.

(pic via gawker)
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Hilton Ho Tells

I gotta give it to this girl. She's a smart cookie. She's one of the most talentless losers in Hollywood, yet she succeeds in everything she does. TV, Movies, perfume, books, a record deal and marrying a billionaires son.

And the only reason she is anything, is because she's a slut.

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Gunt

Is that a baby in your belly?
Or are you just fat?

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Hugs & Kisses

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Tinkerbelle

Uh oh, Peter Pan is gonna be soo pissed when he finds out that you stole his boots.

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Funny Girl

Q: What has three legs and lives on a farm?
A: Paul McCartney and his wife.
~Kimberly Stewart

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Daddy's Little Girls

"Out of everything combined, they're everything wrong with culture, and everything wrong with art, and what we think of as art and musical culture - in one family! They're nothing. They have nothing. They hold no interest whatsoever for anybody. They're reality-red-carpet, lip-synching television stars. I don't know what they are beyond that. I don't think they offer anything." David LaChapelle on the Simpson Sisters.

I couldn't have said it better myself.
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I Know Who You Stalked Last Summer

“I sent Matt Damon a bed,” she says excitedly. “He was filming The Bourne Identity in France and I read an interview where he said he felt like he didn’t have a bed of his own because he was always sleeping in hotels. So I went out and bought an AeroBed–a really nice, super-comfortable, blow-up bed. I bought sheets, a comforter, pillows and pillowcases and I wrote him a letter.” Jennifer Love Hewitt

Crazy Bitch!
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Old School

Just a reminder: At one time this was Brad Pitts girlfriend.

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Tanning Bed Spice

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My Lips Are Sealed

Past

Present

Future

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Grace Almighty

Debs, babe. First of all I'm not overly crazy about the color of your suit. Nor am I too happy about that mumu in your hands. But what's really killing me... is your top. I know you're the president of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee, and your happy with you're boobs. But lets be serious, you look more like a 13 year old boy in that bikini.

Go find your husband and slap him for letting you out of the house like that.

And suck in your gut bitch.
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Deep Thoughts

"I read the Kabbalah books and I meditate on them. They are all in Hebrew. I don't understand everything. But it's kind of OK that you don't." Britney Spears

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Freckle Juice

Linds, I just love the way your dress matches your skin.

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Cougar Hunting

The Cougar is a common term for a forty-something woman who’s single, financially secure, and always on the lookout for relationships with younger men. The term is common pop-culture parlance, especially in bar talk. Unlike the cougars of the wild, this species ignores all older, softer, and more veteran prey; it seeks only the young, strong and athletic.

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Clueless

'I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness.' Alicia Silverstone

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Beach Bum

One, two, three, four... I declare a thumb war!

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Child of God

'I feel safe in white because deep down inside, I'm an angel.'
P.Diddy or Diddy, or Puffy, or whatever he calls himself this week.

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