Movin' On Up...

My internet connection is down while I move. I'll be posting again shortly.

xoxmk

Dreams A Little Dream

I know your heart skipped a beat, but she hasn't been shot in the head.
She's lost Kaballah, she's now into Hindu.
How white of her.

xoxmk

Sandra Oh...

.. my fucking god I haven't eaten in a week.
xo ash

Beverly Hills U.G.L.Y.

OMG, I just can't decide what dog is cuter.
xoxmk

Hilton Whoring

Well I guess we know where her slut-bag daughter gets it from.
xoxmk

Slim Pickin's

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Fly Like A Bird

Well, you probably could fly like a bird..
If you didn't have an ass like an ostrich.
xoxmk

Son of a Bun

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Black Eye Tease

Poor Jessie, Daddy poked her eye out with his dick.

xoxmk

Crankles

Not surprising these bad boys belong to Courtney Love.
sick.

xoxmk

You So Crazy

Allie
“Am I not attractive? Am I too short? Are my boobs too small?”
Age: 33
My three best attributes: Dependable, compassionate, good listener, ready to reproduce
My perfect date would be: It doesn't matter what you do; it is who you are with. It simply has to do with chemistry, physical and mental attraction, ability to reproduce
My ideal mate is: Tall, slender but athletic, has a good butt, is outgoing, romantic, thoughtful, compassionate, personable, witty and makes me laugh, wants to reproduce

Crazy bitch.

xoxmk

Botox For Beginners

Listen Susan, I know that you're probably nothing like your character on tv, but I can't help but think you're like her. Sooo, with that said, I hate you.

Because I can.

xoxmk

Ridden Hard

And put away wet.
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Marriage, Interrupted

Its official! Congrats to Angie, for being the homewrecker of the year!

xoxmk

I'm Baack!

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Sausage Party

Star Jones on her relationship with Big Gay Al:
"The first time he held me in his arms sexually, it was almost frightening because we knew our erotic interest in each other could take over every other thing, we had an intoxicatingly sexual connection the first two months of our relationship."

'Cause you're the biggest 'Brown & Serve ' sausage he's ever seen.

xoxmk

Tranny Mart

Pick Up

Dick Up

Throw up.
xoxmk

(thx gus for the pic)

You Scream, I Scream

We all scream to get Brit acne cream!

And a bra. And a stylist. (a divorce)
GOOD extentions. A pack of Marly's...
(a kick in the box) A 6 pk . of Red Bull. (and some Cheeto's)

xoxmk

Look At Me, Looking At Me

See Self-Involved
xoxmk