Toodles

Thanks guys... this party's been super fun!
But this party has come to and end.

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Ripley's Believe It Or Not

Sigourney called... she wants her alien back.

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Hold The Phone Please

Bottom line... she never lets you forget who's in charge.

NEW YORK (AP) — Supermodel Naomi Campbell was charged with assault for throwing her cellphone at a housekeeper after accusing her of stealing clothes when she couldn't find a pair of jeans she wanted to wear on Oprah, prosecutors said.

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Who's The Ass?

Li-Ho of course...

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Eat It Up Bitch

"She (Nicole) cannot stand being around me because I get all the attention and people really don't care about her, I've been best friends with her since I was two, but when I brought her on to my show, she got very jealous and turned on me for no reason. It breaks my heart. She was my sister. She was the funniest person to be around and then she let the fame go to her head. She's not the same person any more. I never want to speak to her again - ever." P. Hilly

I think she's doing A-OK without you slut face.

PS. If you didn't know P.Hil hates Nic, ever since she played her porn at a party...
Way to go Nic, we love you!!!!

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I'm Not A Girl.. Not Yet A Woman

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Lowered Expectations

I guess when the rest of the world hates you... (or just me)
Hatcher and Seacrest can only rely on themselves.

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Code Blue

Excuse me.. Karl, Calvin.. Donatella... Someone.. Anyone..
She's going down... again

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Tantastic!!

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I'm Not Preggers, Y'All

"First of all, I'm not pregnant and second of all I'm sick of being called fat! I am a young mother and I just had a baby! It's very hurtful that people love to put me down.My husband loves my body and he has no problem with this! I'm not pregnant, I'm just fat! There's nothing wrong with that and if people have a problem with it they can turn their heads!" BS

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