The Ass in Class

Once again Tara Reid shows off her best assets.
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Lights On, No Ones Home

"(She's) the most beautiful model today, I hate to say it because she has nothing to say from an intellectual point of view. No contribution to make to the human cause. She is an empty shell, one big void as a person. But as a model she is exciting and interesting."
John Casablancas on Gisele Bundchen.

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House of Snatch

Show us something we haven't seen before.

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McFly

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Toxic

There was a time when Britney was hot.
That time is gone. Long, long gone.

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Road to Perdition

Um, Jude, see that girl in your arms... that's called a good catch...
and you phucked that up... sadly with this....











Asshole.

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From Mary Kate to Kelly

Kelly, do you really think that's the best outfit you could have worn? Wasn't there anything better in your closet, other than your bathing suit.. and blue eye shadow?

Blind children can put better outfits together.
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Tongue & Cheek

Dear Hal Sparks,
Call me. Now.

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Twiggy

Gosh, I hope Nicole loses some weight soon.

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Nip & Tuck

"I'm going to get lifted, sucked, tucked and Botoxed until my forehead doesn't move". ~ Kelly Osbourne

The world thanks you Kelly.
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All That Glitters.. Is Crap.

Mariah Carey on why Glitter flopped.
"I released it around September 11, 2001,the talk shows needed something to distract from 9/11. I became a punching bag. I was so successful that they tore me down because my album was at number 2 instead of number 1. The media was laughing at me and attacked me. Glitter was ahead of its time, today it's in to make 80's music."

You keep telling yourself that sweetheart.
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And the Lifetime Destruction Award Goes To...

Mrs. Bobby Brown

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Eye Spy With My Wonky Eye

Yo, Frog Eyes... over here... no *snap, snap* over here...

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Sally Struthers 2

Uh oh, someone's been eating their feelings...

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Super Size Me

366...

The number of days it will take for Lil' Kim to release "I'm someone's bitch".

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Smooth Moove Ex-Lax

Do you think she got airbrushed tanned? Or experimented on herself?

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Papa Don't Preach

Something tells me her Dad is in the audience.

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Celebrity 101: The Kickstart

Lack of talent getting you down? Not to worry. The best way to get yourself and keep yourself in the spot light is a little nip slip. A sure fire way to end up in the headlines.
Talent? Is that a word in Hollywood? Get fat, get crazy do what you want. All you need is a show a little nipple to give your career the kick start it needs.

Recent Alum: Tara Reid. Bai Ling. Janet Jackson. every other girl in Hollywood.

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Love Hurts

As if its not bad enough being called Frances Bean, but this has to be your mother too?
Poor Franny. We'll see you in Playboy in 10 to 15 years. Your Mom will be so jealous.
Too bad no one sober can stomach her naked.

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Nice Teef!

Listen Hil, we're girls here, and we gotta be on each others side in life. So here it is, I'm gonna give it to straight...You've got lots of cash and good eye sight I assume.
So what in the phuck is with the horse teeth?

Mr. Ed called. He wants his teeth back.

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You had me at Shalom

Kaballah thanks all you suckas' out there for making them millions.

Get in line folks.. , join now and get your first red string bracelet's free.
Just kidding. That'll cost you $26.
Please don't forget to get your water at the door ($2.65 per one-liter bottle) they don't want you to dehydrate (good people that they are) . For true enlightenment the Zohar is bound to put any member at ease at only $415. Its not a cult. Its a money pit. Suckas'.

Who knew religion was such money hungry bitch?

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