Phew, mystery solved. "Michael knows the truth - that he is not the natural father of Prince Michael Jr and Paris. He has to come clean. I have no information whatsoever about the identity of the semen donor for either child as such (semen) was obtained anonymously from a semen bank under an agreement of confidentiality." Jacko's ex-wife Debbie Rowe
Like anyone would really have sex with him. Ga-ross.
"I can get around eight and a half in, depending on their size. It's such a laugh." ~British actress SIENNA MILLER discusses how many grapes she can fit in her mouth.
'After three years of marriage, and careful thought and consideration, we have decided to part ways. This is the mutual decision of two people with an enormous amount of respect and admiration for each other. We hope that you respect our privacy during this difficult time.' Nick and Jess xoxmk
"When I was doing drugs, it would be the finest stuff you can get. If I was doing opium, it would be good Thai opium. When I did smack, it would be pure, pure heroin - no street s**t. I wasn't undiscerning, except when I got desperate."
Well, well, well. What do we have here? The Spederlines have finally released (sold) their souls to the Devil. Speaderline Productions, proudly presents, (their latest paycheque) Lil' Cheeto Federline.
B, what happened? Where'd we go wrong with you? Didn't you get enough attention? I know, I know Justin blah broken heart blah cheated blah cry me a blah desperate blah blah. Whatever. Its not too late. You can be saved from this train wreck you've created for yourself. Lose the loser. Stop the overexposure. And get y0ur shit together. You hear me? I mean it. I'm tired of this crap. Smarten up. Psst.. You're husband's a skeez. xoxmk
"I've lost a lot of jobs because I was too pretty. And everybody's like 'Oh, poor you.' But seriously, you don't get the good roles when you are beautiful."~ Eva Longoria xoxmk
"This was the first time I've been in a room with Naomi when I didn't fear her." Tyra Banks on Naomi Campbell. Tyra better shut her cake hole, before Naomi pulls out her cell phone and beats her senseless. xoxmk
"Nobody is everything to everybody. I didn't like Mother Teresa. See? Somebody didn't like her. Ugly old c**t in sandals." ~Sharon Osborne on Mother Teresa. xoxmk
I should be sayin' keep My damn name outcha mouth But y'all keep increasin' my change amount So, Go ahead and say whatcha wanna I'm gonna sell about 2 mil, oh, then I'm a goner ... know you all wish you was in my position Cause I keep gettin' in situations that you wish you was in, cousin ..."a sample from K.Fed's new track xoxmk
Let the countdown begin... KFed's credit cards are being declined. Looks like someone finally gave Brit the slap in the head that she deserved. My bet, January 15.06. Let the bets begin...
